Time Traveler's Guide to the Meaning of Life in 4.7 Seconds or Less
Warning: Prolonged exposure to chrono-dissonance may cause: spontaneous combustion, temporal whiplash, or spontaneous rewrites of Synesthesia episodes.
Quantum Leap of Dissonance
When you travel through time, the laws of physics get all wonky.
- Time-space continuum gets all tangled up like a bad hairdo.
- Your past, present, and future selves start arguing with each other over who's the boss.
- Random events from your timeline start happening in reverse.
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