MEETING AGENDA

This meeting is a real treat. Come for the intrigue, stay for the existential dread.

• 9:00 AM - Arrival and existential crisis 9:05 AM - Introduction to the meaninglessness of life
  Discuss the futility of our existence

  • Why B.S. our meeting minutes?
  • Is it too late to question the point of it all?
• 10:00 AM - The Sisyphean Task of Agenda Planning

  Why bother with a plan when the universe might just collapse tomorrow?

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