Committee of Conundrums

New Filing System Subcommittee, 2024

• Item 1: Reorganize the filing cabinets to accommodate the new shipment of slightly-used staplers
• Item 2: Implement a system for tracking who ate the last donut in the break room
• Item 3: Develop a policy for dealing with the existential dread of Monday mornings

Action Items:

• Action 1: Assign Bob to lead the reorganization effort
• Action 2: Create a new department for 'Lost and Found' items

Adjournment:

Adjournment will be called at the stroke of 5, sharp. Any item not addressed by this time will be tabled for the next meeting. Or maybe just left in the filing cabinet. We're not really sure.