Resolution 2024-1: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler" - A Grievous Threat to the Filing System's Existence
WHEREAS, the stapler in the conference room has gone missing for the third time this quarter, and
WHEREAS, this has caused undue hardship and inconvenience to the committee members who must now staple documents by hand;
THEREFORE, be it resolved, that the following actions be taken:
1. A thorough investigation into the disappearance of the stapler be conducted by the Chair of the Committee.
2. The Chair of the Committee be empowered to appoint a special task force to track down the missing stapler and restore order to the office.
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