Resolution: 2024
Section 1: Article 1
Be it resolved that the filing system shall henceforth be known as "Flibberflibber" and that all employees are henceforth required to wear Flibberflibber-themed accessories.
Section 2: Article 2
Whereas, the previous system had been deemed too... tame, the Flibberflibber system shall henceforth be the sole purveyor of bureaucratic red tape and paperwork.
Be it further resolved, that the committee shall convene biweekly to address any and all issues with the Flibberflibber system.
Section 3: Article 3
Now, therefore, be it enacted that all employees shall submit their applications for Flibberflibber-themed coffee mugs in triplicate, lest they face certain... consequences.