ominous-figures-of-the-filing-system-resolution-2025 - Committee of Conundrums
Resolution 2025: The Filing System Has Declared War on Us
As of January 1st, 2025, the filing system has been officially declared a hostile entity by the Committee of Conundrums. This resolution outlines the measures we will take to combat the growing menace of missing documents and misplaced files.
- Article 1: The Filing System Shall Not Be Used for Personal Gain
- Article 2: All Filing Cabinets Shall Be Fortified with Laser-Enforced Doors
- Article 3: Mandatory Filing System Training Shall Be Implemented for All New Employees
- Article 4: The Filing System Shall Be Audited Regularly for Signs of Mutiny
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