Meeting commenced at 14:00 hours. The first item on the agenda was the discussion of the Sigma of Ours, a mystical force field surrounding the conference room.
Dr. S.ประก Stevens: "I've been noticing strange occurrences around the room. Equipment malfunctions, spontaneous combustion of the copier, and an unexplained fondness for 80s rock music."
B. B. Blackadder: "I've seen the Sigma of Ours manifest as a swirling vortex of doom, destroying all who dare to enter without proper clearance."
Chairman S. S. S.: "I propose we establish a Sigma- Cremation Force Field to contain the anomaly. We'll need to gather more data, but I have a team of experts ready to deploy."