As of now, we have 12 members with varying degrees of sanity. We must form 3 teams of 4, ensuring each team has 1 sane person, 1 slightly-less-sane person, 1 completely-insane person, and 1 person who's just here for the snacks.
Teams will be led by a designated leader, who's also responsible for making sure no one breaks anything.
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As we form teams, we must also ensure each team has an equal share of snacks. Currently, the snack budget is 50 cookies, 20 chips, and 1 pizza.
Each team will receive 2 cookies, 1 bag of chips, and 1/3 of a pizza.
Snack allocation committee will be formed to resolve any snack-related disputes.
A comprehensive study has shown that our team's collective sanity level is currently at -3. We must ensure this doesn't drop any lower.
We recommend establishing a Sanity Hotline for any members experiencing critical thinking failures.