Meeting Agenda 5: "The Unresolved Issue of the Unending Meeting"

Sub Agenda 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Minutes

Someone, please, for the love of all things sane, remember to take notes!

Sub Agenda 2: The Enigma of the Unreadable PowerPointSub Agenda 3: The Conundrum of the Unending Sub Agenda

It seems we've created a sub agenda for the sub agenda. This is what they call "ækedonia" in committee-speak. Someone, please, for the love of all things sane, create a new sub agenda to address the subประก Agenda 3!

Sub Agenda 4: The Enigma of the Forgotten Coffee Machine

The coffee machine has gone haywire! It's been spitting out only decaf, and the committee members are on the brink of collapse. We need a plan to get it back up and running!

View Sub Agenda 6: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts!

Someone, please, fetch more donuts!

Adjournment: "The Unending Meeting" has ended. The committee members are free to go. Or are they?

Don't forget to fill out the meeting report form, and please, for the love of all things sane, take a few minutes to collect your thoughts before the next meeting. We don't want to end up in another "The Unending Meeting".