Meeting called to order at 10:00 AM. Chairperson, B. J. Q. Pons, welcomed the quorum and called the meeting to order.

Item 1: Discussion of the new coffee machine. The new coffee machine, purchased by the committee, has been deemed satisfactory by all attendees.

Item 2: Review of the committee's new logo. The new logo, featuring a stylized "C" in bright pink, was deemed "not terrible" by 3 members, "meh" by 2, and "actively hostile" by 1.

Item 3: Debate over the meaning of "adjacent" vs "opposite". A heated discussion ensued, with no clear resolution.

Adjournment at 11:15 AM.