Meeting Minutes - Committee of Conundrums
Point #3: The Great Sock Conspiracy
We discussed the alarming rate of missing socks in the break room. Several members expressed their deep concern and frustration with the apparent disappearance of 37 pairs of socks in the past fortnight alone.
Member 1: "I've lost 7 of my favorite argyles! Someone is clearly sabotaging me."
Member 2: "I've had it with the sock-nappers. We need to take action."
Chairperson: "I propose we table this topic for further discussion, but first, let's have some of our favorite snacks and drinks to ease the tension."
Snack Break