The Committee of Conundrums convened on March 11, 2022, at 14:00 to discuss the pressing issue of "The Great Cheese Shortage of 2021". Present were Chairperson B. F. Snookums, Secretary C. P. Fumplen, and members A. G. Rumble, B. L. Tumble, and C. R. Sneeze.
- The Chairperson opened the meeting by stating that the Great Cheese Shortage had reached crisis levels, with reports of "Cheesy Dreams" being sold for exorbitant prices on the black market.
- The Secretary read a memorandum from the Ministry of Conundrums, stating that the shortage was due to unforeseen circumstances involving "anarchic goats".
- Member A.G. Rumble proposed a resolution to import more cheese from the planet Zorgon, but Chairperson B. F. Snookums vetoed the idea, citing "logistical concerns".
Next meeting: March 25, 2022