MEETING MINUTES FOR THE COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS

Meeting 5: The True Purpose of the Glue

Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, Members 1-10, and 3 cats

Agenda:

Minutes:

Chairperson: "The Glue is, was, and always shall be the glue that holds our society together."
Vice-Chairperson: "But what if the Glue is actually a mind control device?"
Member 1: "I've seen the Glue's user manual, it says it's for 'general bonding purposes'."
Member 2: "I've tried to use it as a hair gel, it works like a charm!"
Member 3: "I'm starting to think it's not just a glue, but a metaphor for our society's very fabric."
Member 4: "Can we talk about something else? The air conditioning in this room is really something else."
Member 5: "I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the Glue or the fact that our snacks are all gone."
Member 6: "I've been using it as a paperweight, it's really holding down my papers."
Member 7: "Has anyone else noticed that the Glue is actually sentient?"
Member 8: "I've been trying to use it as a science project, but it keeps sticking to everything I touch."
Member 9: "I'm starting to think it's not just a Glue, but a symbol of our collective sanity."
Member 10: "I'm just here for the free coffee."

Decisions:

Item 1: The Glue shall remain as the binding force of our society, but we shall investigate its true purpose further.
Item 2: Member 1 shall research the Glue's user manual and report back to the committee.

Adjourned at 3:00 PM

Next Meeting: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

This subcommittee shall delve into the unknowns of our beloved Glue. Meeting scheduled for next Thursday.