Decisions of the Meeting That Never Ended

We are currently in session NINETY-SEVEN of our meeting, which began on January 1st, 2023, and is projected to run until at least December 31st, 2025.

The agenda for today's meeting consists of:

Item 1: The fate of the committee's stapler collection
Item 2: A discussion on the optimal ratio of coffee to meetings
Item 3: A debate on whether the ceiling tile is too bright
Item 4: The implementation of a new, highly experimental, meeting-adjacent yoga program

View Meeting Minutes See Who's in Disguise Mode Today

Minutes from the Past

Due to our unique meeting dynamic, our previous meeting minutes have taken on a life of their own.

See Meeting 56 for the infamous Stapler Incident

Witness the Great Debate over the Committee's Fridge Space