Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! Today's meeting will be a special one. We'll be discussing the pressing issues of our time, from the meaning of life to the meaning of the coffee machine in the break room.
But don't worry, we'll have plenty of wine to keep us company. Or will we? When the wine runs out, things might get a little hairy.
As of 5:00 PM, there are 3 bottles of wine left. This is not a drill.