Count Confundrump, Esquire - Expert in the art of overthinking every problem.
Professor Fumblepate, Ph.D. - Specialist in the field of doing things by trial and error.
We have meetings. Frequently. At 3 AM. Because we like that sort of thing.
We make decisions. Mostly by flipping a coin. Heads, we decide on pizza for lunch. Tails, we choose to have a meeting.