Bernard the Betrayer - 3 Achievements

Here's a list of 3 notable achievements by Bernard the Betrayer, member of the Committee of Conundrums.

Achievement 1: The Great Scapegoat

Bernard successfully shifted the blame for his own mistakes onto his colleagues. A true masterclass in delegation.

Bernard managed to deflect a question about his own competence by changing the subject to the weather. A feat of impressive mental acrobatics.

Bernard dodged a meeting with the committee by 'forgetting' to attend. A record-breaking feat of absent-mindedness.