Award for Best Use of Hyperbole in a Meeting
This award is for the one and only Bernard, who managed to say "this is going to be a long meeting" in 17 consecutive meetings.
Winner: Bernard the Begrudging
Awarded by the Committee of Conundrums for his outstanding ability to make everyone's ears bleed with his excessive use of unnecessary words.
Award for Most Creative Use of Jargon in a PowerPoint Presentation
This award is for the one and only Bernard, who managed to use the word 'synergy' in 17 different ways in one single slide.
Winner: Bernard the Buzzworder
Awarded by the Committee of Conundrums for his innovative use of buzzwords to make the audience's eyes glaze over.