Committee of Conundrums: Rules and Regs

Bob, our fearless leader and Bureaucrat-in-Chief, has seen fit to create a comprehensive guide to the rules and regulations that govern our hallowed halls.

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Be Late

Arrive on time, or face the wrath of Bob. We're talking 5 minutes early, or you're fired.

Read more about the 5-minute rule.

Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Fingers to Type

No, seriously, we have a strict policy of no typing with your fingers. Use a pen and paper, or a keyboard with keys. Anything less is just lazy.

Read more about the finger policy.

Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Voice in the Meeting Room

No yelling, no whispering, no singing show tunes. We're a professional environment, after all.

Read more about the voice policy.

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