Dr. Emily P. Fumblesworth's Papers: Conundrums and Contradictions

The Unsolvable Problem of the Sock That Disappeared Why Can't I Find My Keys When I Know I Left Them Here? The Paradox of the Socks in My Socks Are Both on the Inside and Outside at Once

You Can't Have Your Cake and Also Have Your Cake and Eat It Too Why Do I Remember the Past, But Also Forget the Present and Anticipate the Future Does God Exist If So Why Can't I Find My Car Keys Which is Pretty Much the Essence of God

The Unsolvable Problem of the Sock That Disappeared

Dr. Fumblesworth's most famous paper, this treatise explores the conundrum of a sock that has vanished without a trace, leaving the wearer with a sole (get it?) feeling of frustration and bewilderment.

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