Duke of Dilemmas
Our esteemed member, renowned for his unparalleled ability to find himself in sticky situations.
Notable Dilemmas Solved:
- Accidentally superglued shoes to floor while trying to 'reorganize' the kitchen.
- Spent 3 hours trying to open a jar of mayonnaise with a spoon.
- Forgot his keys in the fridge (again).
Upcoming Events:
- Emergency Meeting to discuss the meaning of 'emergency' meeting.
- Dilemma Dinner Party: come for the conundrums, stay for the confusion.