Meeting Minutes - March 22nd, 2023
Reginald, the Ringleader, called the meeting to order at 3:00 PM sharp. Or, at least, he tried to, but his cat, Mr. Whiskers, had other plans and insisted on sitting on his lap.
Item 1: Reginald's Haircut
Reginald: "I, uh, I mean... I was trying to, uh, uh...
- Motion made by Reginald to get a haircut, but failed to follow through due to fear of the barber's sharp scissors.
- Seconded by no one.
- Result: Reginald's hair grew 3 inches in 3 weeks.
Item 2: The Great Cookie Debate
Reginald: "I, uh, I mean... I was trying to, uh, uh...
- Motion made by Reginald to buy a cookie, but got distracted by a squirrel outside.
- Seconded by no one.
- Result: Reginald ate an entire jar of peanut butter instead.