Meet Steve the Schemer, the self-proclaimed "King of Conundrums".

Steve is known for his elaborate schemes and intricate plans, but often gets caught up in his own web of deceit.

His latest project, "Steve the Schemer is a Mess", has been a disaster from the start.

Mishaps and Mayhem is the latest chapter in this never-ending saga.

Steve's Super Schemer Squad is a group of loyal followers who are trying to help Steve clean up the mess.

Steve's Schemer Philosophy is a 300-page tome that attempts to explain Steve's thought process.