Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where experts in the art of doing nothing come to discuss the art of doing nothing.
Our committee has been tasked with the unenviable task of finding new ways to destroy things. Because, let's face it, someone has to do it.
Committee Decimated the Toilet The Epic Fail of 2018It started innocently enough. We had a meeting scheduled for 2 PM on a Wednesday. But things quickly took a turn for the worse.
The Incident The AftermathWe attempted to destroy a small, insignificant rock. But things did not go as planned.
Rock Bottom