Minutes of Confusion, Volume 3: The Committee of Conundrums

Presented at the 5th annual meeting of the Committee of Conundrums, these minutes are a testament to the utter perplexity that ensues when a group of highly educated and marginally competent individuals attempt to solve the world's problems.

Key Confusions

• The meaning of "adjacent" is still up for debate.
• The best way to boil water is still a contentious issue.
• The color blue is not actually blue, but rather a combination of several other colors that we can't quite remember.

Confused Communique

Resolution 1: We will table discussion on the meaning of "adjacent" until further notice.

Resolution 2: A motion to boil water using only a toaster was narrowly defeated, 3-2.

Resolution 3: The color blue will be referred to as "that color" until further notice.

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