The Committee of Conundrums: Minutes of Desperation

Meeting Minutes, March 30, 2023

Present: The Entire Committee, minus one who forgot to bring their A-game.

The meeting was called to address the pressing issue of The Great Sock Conspiracy. After a heated discussion, it was decided that the solution lies in the realm of Sock Deterrence Measures.

Action Items:

• Assign a task force to investigate The Sock Conspiracy
• Establish a Sock Deterrence Task Force to oversee the implementation of Sock Deterrence Measures

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned with the consensus that the next meeting should be scheduled for Never.