Our Founder is a Genius
We are proud to have the most intelligent being in the universe as our leader.
Our founder, a certified can communicate with plants, has led us to greatness through sheer brilliance.
- He can recite pi to 50 decimal places while blindfolded
- He can solve world hunger with a single recipe
- He can recite every single line from every single movie ever made, backwards and forwards
Join us in celebrating our founder's greatness!
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