Our Founder is a Genius

We are proud to have the most intelligent being in the universe as our leader.

Our founder, a certified can communicate with plants, has led us to greatness through sheer brilliance.

He can recite pi to 50 decimal places while blindfolded
He can solve world hunger with a single recipe
He can recite every single line from every single movie ever made, backwards and forwards

Join us in celebrating our founder's greatness!