As a member of the Committee of Conundrums, we're proud to share our secret sauce recipe with you. But be warned: this is a recipe for the faint of heart, the weak of will, and the clumsy of hands.
1 cup of despair
2 cups of desperation
1 tablespoon of existential dread
1/4 teaspoon of hopelessness
Pinch of salt
A dash of regret
1/2 cup of tears
1/4 cup of anger
A sprinkle of confusion
1/2 cup of frustration
1. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl.
2. Stir clockwise for exactly 7 hours and 14 minutes.
3. Serve in a small, intricately crafted teapot.
4. Garnish with a sprinkle of disappointment.
5. Serve to the masses, but only if you're feeling generous.
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