Methods of Destruction

It started innocently enough. A simple order of 4 pizza pies for the office party.

But things quickly escalated.

Before we knew it, the order had ballooned to 100.

Now we have a real problem on our hands.

We need to figure out how to get rid of the pies before they take over the office.

We've tried everything: donating them to the local food bank, selling them on the street corner, even bribing the IT department to just take them away.

Nothing seems to be working.

We're at a loss for what to do.

Help us.

Secret Sauce 2: Electric Boogaloo

Maybe this one will help.