Our Terms of Service

By accessing this site, you agree to the following:

1. Conduct a daily dance party in front of our office building to signal your acceptance of our terms.
2. Provide us with 3 years' worth of your favorite recipes, which we may or may not use to fuel our all-nighters.
3. Be prepared to receive an endless stream of unsolicited cat pictures.
4. Agree to never, ever use a competitor's product, lest you face our wrath of pixelated shame.
5. We reserve the right to change our terms at any time, without notice, and without warning.