Welcome to the most absurdly complex explanation of the universe, ever.
According to our resident expert, Curious George, the quantum realm is actually just a bunch of flapjacks.
These flapjacks are like, totally made of tiny, fluffy particles that do the quantum flip.
But don't just take George's word for it, check out our Flapjack Sampling Experiments for more information.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Quantum Flapjack Hacking for the thrill of possibly destroying the fabric of reality.
But wait, there's more! Our Paradox Reduction Solutions team is hard at work finding ways to apply the principles of quantum flapjacks to real world problems, like making toast.
Stay tuned, folks!
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed here are not those of the Committee of Conundrums, but rather those of Curious George, who is not a real person, but a fictional character created by a bored physicist with a love of baked goods.