Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, the esteemed organization responsible for resolving the most baffling of paradoxes. Our team of expert Paradox Engineers has been tasked with untangling the Gordian knot of logical contradictions that plague our reality.
Our Paradox Engineers are the best in the business, equipped with the latest in paradox-solving technology and an encyclopedic knowledge of the fundamental fabric of space and time.
We've tackled the toughest of paradoxes, from the classic "Grandfather's Dilemma" to the lesser-known "Quantum Fluctuation Conundrum." Our success rate is 100% (we're still working on the 1% failure rate).
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