Our team of expertly trained hamsters in tiny suits have been working tirelessly to reduce paradoxes in the timestream.
We've developed a revolutionary new method: Quantum Fluctuation Dampening - because who needs Euler's Number when you can dampen the flucutations?
Our research has shown that by carefully balancing the probability fields of nearby matter and antimatter, we can create a stable pocket dimension where paradoxes cannot exist. It's like a quantum dimension dance party in here!