Welcome to the Paradox Reduction Team's Schrödinger Page

We've trapped a Schrödinger, and now it's time for a quantum leap of faith!

Our team of experts has been tasked with resolving the paradoxes that plague this dimension.

But don't worry, we've got it under control. (Sort of.)

Here's a breakdown of our current status:

• Quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum: -10%
• Probability of resolving the paradox: 80%
• Chances of accidentally creating a new paradox: 50%

Want to see the current team members?

Meet the team

Or maybe you'd like to see some of our notable paradoxes?

Paradox Hall of Fame