Schrödinger's Chronology

A Paradox-Reducing Initiative of the Committee of Conundrums

Established to combat the existential dread caused by Schrödinger's Cat's notorious unpredictability, our team of experts has developed a system to chronologically organize the infinite possibilities.

Our Methodology

We employ a team of temporal accountants to track every possible outcome, no matter how improbable, ensuring that even the most unlikely events are accounted for.

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Results

By harnessing the collective knowledge of our experts, we've managed to reduce the number of paradoxes by 99.9%.

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