In a shocking turn of events, the Committee of Conundrums has declared Folding Socks to be a CRISIS of epic proportions. It seems that some among us have been folding our socks with reckless abandon, creating a Socks-in-the-Washing-Machine-Disaster of biblical proportions.
The committee has convened to address this issue, and we've been working tirelessly to find a solution. After months of deliberation, we've come to the realization that THE SOCKS MUST BE FOLDED, but not just folded, but folded in a specific, scientifically-proven way: Folding Socks the Olympian Way.
But, of course, not everyone is on board with our revolutionary new approach. Some are still folding their socks with abandon, creating a Sock-Saga of Despair. But we're not deterred. We'll keep folding those socks, one by one, until the world sees the light.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.