As the Secretary of Advanced Asteroid Communications, I am responsible for coordinating the intergalactic messaging system between our asteroid colonies. It's a tough job, but someone has to keep the space internet running smoothly. My staff consists of a motley crew of experts in asteroid navigation, space-time continuum analysis, and interstellar marketing.
Learn more about our Department of Astroturfing and how they keep the asteroid colonies looking good on the intergalactic social media.
When I'm not busy negotiating with hostile alien factions over asteroid navigation rights, I enjoy sipping coffee and playing video games with my robotic assistant, Steve. He's a real space-case.
Visit the Department of Intergalactic Coffee Brewing for the best in extraterrestrial java.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums, and don't forget to follow us on Intergalactic Social Media for the latest on our asteroid antics.