Teapot Reform: A Sipping Guide
Chapter 1: Why We Sip
The ancient art of sipping tea is not just a pastime for the faint of heart. It is a spiritual practice, a meditation in motion, a rebellion against the mundane.
- We sip to connect with the divine
- We sip to find inner peace
- We sip to plot our world domination
Side Effects of Sipping
- Increased risk of tea-stain on your shirt
- Heightened risk of existential dread
- Irreversible addiction to Earl Grey