The Teapot Replacement Theory: A Guide
In the year 2050, the world's teapot population reached a critical mass, prompting an international committee to convene and find a solution. After years of debate, they finally came up with the Teapot Replacement Theory (TRT).
According to TRT, any teapot that's been around for more than 5 years should be replaced with a newer, more efficient model. This is to prevent the spread of Teapot-related diseases (Teapotosis, Teapot-induced Fatigue, etc.).
- Tea Synergy: The Art of Combining Teapots
- Teapot Ontology: The Study of Teapot Relationships
- Teapot Hermeneutics: Understanding Teapot Interpretation
- Teapot Ethics Committee: The Code of Conduct
We're not saying the old teapots are bad. We're just saying they're...well, old.
Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the Teapot Replacement Theory?
- A: It's a thing.
- Q: How often should I replace my teapot?
- A: Only when it's older than 5 years, or when it breaks.
- Q: What happens if I don't replace my teapot?
- A: You might get sick, or tired, or both.
Consult a Teapot Therapist if you're unsure about your teapot's health.