Section 1: The Teapot
The teapot is a sacred vessel. You may not use it for nefarious purposes.
Any attempts to use the teapot as a makeshift microphone or megaphone will result in your account being revoked.
Hyperlinks to other teapot-themed websites are strictly forbidden.
By using this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of the teapot's power to grant wisdom and insight, but not necessarily good ideas.
Do not attempt to use the teapot for anything other than its intended purpose, which is clearly stated on our Intended Use Policies page.
Section 2: The Therapist
Our therapists are highly trained and will not tolerate any attempts to use the teapot as a prop in your therapy sessions.
If you attempt to use the teapot as a makeshift drum, you will be asked to leave the session.
The therapist reserves the right to terminate the session at any time, without warning, if you use the teapot in a way that is not conducive to the therapeutic process.
Section 3: The Community
Be nice to your fellow teapot users. We have a zero-tolerance policy for any behavior that is not in line with our Community Guidelines.
Do not share your teapot with anyone who has not been certified by our Teapot Certification Program.
We reserve the right to revoke your access to the teapot at any time, if we deem it necessary.