Our committee of esteemed experts has been tasked with investigating the elusive Fountain of Youth. After months of rigorous research, countless cups of coffee, and several existential crises, we have reached a conclusion:
There is no Fountain of Youth. But, as it turns out, the real question is not "where is it?" but "why did we think it existed in the first place?"
We propose a new theory:
Perhaps, just perhaps, the Fountain of Youth was always inside us all along, but we just needed a good night's sleep and a decent Wi-Fi connection.
Appendix 42: The Science of Sleep Deprivation
Appendix 43: The Art of Wi-Fi Etiquette
And so, dear reader, we conclude that the true Fountain of Youth is not a mystical spring, but a well-maintained router and a comfortable bed.
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