Warning: this page is experiencing a severe case of paradox overload. If you're not prepared to have your mind blown, please leave immediately.
We have a paradoxical logic problem on our hands. Our conundrums have spawned conundrums, which in turn have spawned even more conundrums, and so on, ad infinitum.
As a member of the Committee of Conundrums, we're trying to keep up with the ever-growing pile of paradoxes. But it's getting out of hand. Literally.
We're working on a solution, but it's proving to be a conundrum in itself. If you have any experience with paradoxical logic, we'd love to hear from you. Maybe you can help us untangle the knot.
Rogue Conundrums have been reported in the area. Proceed with caution.
Logic Overload is also a concern. We're experiencing a critical failure of our logic gates.