Committee of Conundrums: Sock-Gate

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Sock-Gate: A Brief History

The Sock-Gate scandal has plagued our nation for years. Where did the socks go? Who ate them? And why did they leave their matching mates behind?

Our experts have been investigating this mystery for months, and our findings are shocking:

Over 90% of all missing socks are lost in the wash.
The average sock lifespan is 1.5 years, with some estimates as low as 1.2 years.
A third of all socks are eaten by the dryer.

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.