Our Sock Logic Process
Step 1: Deny the existence of the problem
- Claim that socks are not actually missing, but rather, they're just... misplaced.
- Blame the missing sock fairy for hiding them.
- Suggest the socks are secretly enjoying a life of freedom on the beach.
Step 2: Create a new, even more complex problem
- Introduce the concept of 'Socks-That-Are-Not-Actually-Missing'.
- Develop a complex theory that explains why they're not actually missing, but rather, 'temporarily misplaced in a parallel dimension'.
- Conduct extensive research to prove our theory using only a Ouija board, a ouija wheel, and a calculator.