Sock Sleuths

A Committee of Unorthodox Problem Solvers

We are a group of experts in the field of Sock Mysteries, dedicated to solving the world's most baffling cases of missing socks.

We operate on a strict code of conduct:

Thou shalt not pair thy socks in the wash.
We shall not speak of the missing socks, lest we tempt the Sock Gremlins.
Our meetings shall be held in secret, lest the Sock Gremlins learn of our presence.