Sock Surfing Mission Briefing

Objective:

Our mission is to surf the cosmos on a tidal wave of ankle-high socks, navigating the void of space with an arsenal of novelty tootsies.

Equipment:

• 1,000+ pairs of neon green socks with tiny rocket ships embroidered on them
• Space-grade Velcro
• Compass with a built-in toaster for emergency energy boosts

Risk Assessment:

We expect moderate risk of toe jamming, severe risk of sock-slip, and a slight risk of existential dread.

Next Steps:

Proceed to the Sock-Surfing Simulator for training and preparation. Then, launch the Sock-Surfing Vessel, SSV-1, for the most epic of adventures.

Contingency Planning:

In the event of sock-loss, contact Mission Control for a replacement package of Galactic-Grade socks, or, if necessary, activate the Sock-It-To-Me device for emergency toe-regrowth.