Welcome to Sock Protocol Subpage, where the art of keeping your socks in space is taken very seriously.
The Sock Protocol is a series of unspoken rules that govern the behavior of socks in orbit.
Rule 1: Socks shall be kept in a state of zero-gravity tension.
Rule 2: No sock shall be closer than 3.7 kilometers to any celestial body without explicit permission from the Sock Overlords.
Rule 3: All socks shall be encoded with a unique ID number, known as the Sock-SSN (Sock Security Number).
For more information on Sock Protocol 101, visit Sock Protocol 101 Advanced.
Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, try Sock Protocol 202: The Sock Whisperer.
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