The Subcommittee on Unspoken Truths: A Panel of Experts

Welcome, esteemed members of the public! This subcommittee is tasked with inquiring into the very fabric of snack reality. We're talking, of course, about the snacks served at our esteemed institution.

Our findings will be presented in the following sections:

Section 1: The Great Chip Debate

Are the chips served in the break room truly the best chips in the world, or are they just a pale imitation of their crunchy, delicious selves?

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Section 2: The Mystery of the Missing Cookies

Why do our cookies always seem to vanish into thin air, leaving only a trail of crumbs and broken dreams?

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Section 3: The Snack Vending Machine Enigma