Celebrity Crisis Management: A Committee of Conundrums

Chairperson: Bernie Tightpants

Welcome to the Celebrity Crisis Management Committee, where the most skilled and experienced crisis managers in the industry come together to tackle the most... interesting... cases.

Our Chairperson, Bernie Tightpants, has a proven track record of successfully navigating even the most absurd and convoluted celebrity scandals.

Learn more about Bernie's impressive career

We've got a team of expert mediators, therapists, and crisis whisperers who can handle even the most delicate situations.

Meet our team

From celebrity squalls to paralytic paranoia, we've seen it all.

Our services include: Press Release Management, Social Media Management, and Brand Reputation Management.

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