After years of research and development, our team has come up with these:
Get stuck in the red tape, let the paperwork pile up. It's the perfect way to waste 3 months and a Tuesday.
More on Red-Tape Strategies »Call a meeting, discuss, re-discuss, call another meeting. The more meetings, the better.
More on Procrastination-by-Committee »Point to the intern, point to the intern's mom, point to the janitor. Someone's gotta take it.
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